The Beekeeper was sitting, sipping on some wine on his side of the balcony watching the sunset over the bay.

After I had massaged yoghurt on my good friend B - yoghurt is the Balkan cure for sunburn ;) - I stepped out to our side of the vast balcony to place my bikini to dry.

As we were at a TUI Blu couples only retreat, I assumed the guy was here with his fiancé, like the rest of the crowd. Being polite & wanting to say hi, I simply said: